when people talk about kids...tbh i dont give a fuck!!

Kids...Kids...kids... I kinda sick of people talk about their kids, NO OFFENCE . Jebus fucking christ. nothing worst than stuck somewhere with some married asshole and have to listen they have to tell you about fucking kids. Let me tell you something folks, nobody cares about your children, OKAY?! Nobody cares about your kids, I speak for everyone. That's why they are your children. So you can care about them and we don't have to bother.

But they tell you anyway, like this couple marriage have 3 super kids, "My cute little daughter Marlene, is on a 7th grade now and She's in a CHEESECLUB! Gabriel is five already and she have 9 period of class, Jenny is 11 and she's pretty much sits around the house having hallucinating all the time." Then they wanna show you the pictures, it's like bunch of little gargoyles. Sometimes you warn them, you know?Well that's good. Like "Hey wanna see some picture of my kids?" "NO!!!!!!!!!!"


There's two ways to handle the pictures when they wanna show ya. 1st is the easy way, you just kinda take it all the strive like go along with it "a boy?Mhmm. A girl? Mhmm. Good, 2 kids. Listen i need to go,i see you later.". and you get the fucked out of there. ;) or you can do what i do. Be little honest about what you see, take a chance, tell the truth "Look at that fucking head in that kid. Jesus where you get that fucking kid like that, that thing so HUGE, have you put it on youtube yet?or put it on Ebay you can make a lil money you know? I'm sure some circus of europe might wanna buy some of ya." Once again , Tell the truth.


Lots of these professional mommy, when they think nothing better than having a baby. They think is the biggest thing in the world. Like this big event having babies. I called it pumping out the UNIT. That's all they doing, pumping out the fucking units. Just like in a factory, all these machine pump out the products every each year. "Hey Matt want a kid?" (Pump out one) "Want twins?" (pump out two). Polluting the EARTH !!WITH THESE CREATURES! lmao.


Well you can have one kid, to keep yourself some values. lolz. You better save some money right now if you wanna have "KIDS". These gonna cost you some fortune.Well i got nothing against kids so dont get the wrong idea. And in the future, I'm not into having kids anyway. Sorry i think i have been bored outta of my mind, I'm just speaking the truth from my brain. Thanks for reading. Have a gay day =)

Pussy Farts! or queef or watever u wanna called it.

You must be wondering what the fuck is "Pussy Fart"? Well basically pussy fart is when you're having sex and air gets trapped in the women parts, the lovely fart noise of the air escape. You can also called it Queef or Vaginal flatulence.

Understand?or want me to tell you in detail? alright =] this is for those so "innocence" people. During intercourse or other forms of penetrative sex, air is often pushed into the vaginal canal. It then has to come out somehow - frequently with a sudden gush of air (and an accompanying sound).

Any strong condition?(more info at wikipedia)
Vaginal gas that involves strong fecal matter may be a result of colovaginal fistula, a serious condition involving a tear between the vagina and colon, which can result from surgery, child birth, diseases (such as crohn's disease), and other causes. This confition can lead to urinary tract infection and other complication. A doctor should be consulted if symptoms of colovaginal fistula occur. This can also be a symptom of an internal female genital prolapse, a condition most often caused by child birth.

Air which is forced into vagina, especially by blowing in order to cause vaginal flatulence during cunnilingus, can cause an air embolism, which is a potentially life-threatening condition for a women and also for her child if she is pregnant at the time.

For those who doesnt care or watever just read this:
This "gas" is entirely odorless so you need not be concerned about that aspect.
The reality is that it is not only impossible, but unnecessary, to avoid. Almost all women and their partners have had experiences with "vaginal farts" as they are also sometimes known. Laugh it off and try not to let it interfere with your enjoyment of sex. Besides, if your partner is inside you at the time, the sensation can be rather pleasant for him! But then again too much air may cause your women painful.

Which sex position makes it more obvious for pussy fart?
Doggy style because your womb sort of drops with your belly and opens up more of your vaginal cavity. Legs up too.

How to fix it? How to make pussy fart sound lesser?
Well as long a dick just go as deep as can. or Find a dick which is thick and long can shove up in a pussy without any hole! That will help. Lols

Alright that's about it. I can't think of anything cause i know nothing ah. Lol Anyway here's some a little nice video for yall. Enjoy.

A Friend (Special to me..yummy too lmao jk)

A friend who I hope with me will stay
A friend thats been there both night and day
A friend who’s been there by my side
A friend who found me when I'm upset and hide
A friend who loves accepts me just as you are
A friend who shouts stop before you go too far
A friend whos been there through my up and downs
A friend who’s made laughter erase my sad frowns
A friend a true lady whos so special to me

To my friend - Amanda

and plus she's a sex freak~me likey.