when people talk about kids...tbh i dont give a fuck!!

Kids...Kids...kids... I kinda sick of people talk about their kids, NO OFFENCE . Jebus fucking christ. nothing worst than stuck somewhere with some married asshole and have to listen they have to tell you about fucking kids. Let me tell you something folks, nobody cares about your children, OKAY?! Nobody cares about your kids, I speak for everyone. That's why they are your children. So you can care about them and we don't have to bother.

But they tell you anyway, like this couple marriage have 3 super kids, "My cute little daughter Marlene, is on a 7th grade now and She's in a CHEESECLUB! Gabriel is five already and she have 9 period of class, Jenny is 11 and she's pretty much sits around the house having hallucinating all the time." Then they wanna show you the pictures, it's like bunch of little gargoyles. Sometimes you warn them, you know?Well that's good. Like "Hey wanna see some picture of my kids?" "NO!!!!!!!!!!"


There's two ways to handle the pictures when they wanna show ya. 1st is the easy way, you just kinda take it all the strive like go along with it "a boy?Mhmm. A girl? Mhmm. Good, 2 kids. Listen i need to go,i see you later.". and you get the fucked out of there. ;) or you can do what i do. Be little honest about what you see, take a chance, tell the truth "Look at that fucking head in that kid. Jesus where you get that fucking kid like that, that thing so HUGE, have you put it on youtube yet?or put it on Ebay you can make a lil money you know? I'm sure some circus of europe might wanna buy some of ya." Once again , Tell the truth.


Lots of these professional mommy, when they think nothing better than having a baby. They think is the biggest thing in the world. Like this big event having babies. I called it pumping out the UNIT. That's all they doing, pumping out the fucking units. Just like in a factory, all these machine pump out the products every each year. "Hey Matt want a kid?" (Pump out one) "Want twins?" (pump out two). Polluting the EARTH !!WITH THESE CREATURES! lmao.


Well you can have one kid, to keep yourself some values. lolz. You better save some money right now if you wanna have "KIDS". These gonna cost you some fortune.Well i got nothing against kids so dont get the wrong idea. And in the future, I'm not into having kids anyway. Sorry i think i have been bored outta of my mind, I'm just speaking the truth from my brain. Thanks for reading. Have a gay day =)

Pussy Farts! or queef or watever u wanna called it.

You must be wondering what the fuck is "Pussy Fart"? Well basically pussy fart is when you're having sex and air gets trapped in the women parts, the lovely fart noise of the air escape. You can also called it Queef or Vaginal flatulence.

Understand?or want me to tell you in detail? alright =] this is for those so "innocence" people. During intercourse or other forms of penetrative sex, air is often pushed into the vaginal canal. It then has to come out somehow - frequently with a sudden gush of air (and an accompanying sound).

Any strong condition?(more info at wikipedia)
Vaginal gas that involves strong fecal matter may be a result of colovaginal fistula, a serious condition involving a tear between the vagina and colon, which can result from surgery, child birth, diseases (such as crohn's disease), and other causes. This confition can lead to urinary tract infection and other complication. A doctor should be consulted if symptoms of colovaginal fistula occur. This can also be a symptom of an internal female genital prolapse, a condition most often caused by child birth.

Air which is forced into vagina, especially by blowing in order to cause vaginal flatulence during cunnilingus, can cause an air embolism, which is a potentially life-threatening condition for a women and also for her child if she is pregnant at the time.

For those who doesnt care or watever just read this:
This "gas" is entirely odorless so you need not be concerned about that aspect.
The reality is that it is not only impossible, but unnecessary, to avoid. Almost all women and their partners have had experiences with "vaginal farts" as they are also sometimes known. Laugh it off and try not to let it interfere with your enjoyment of sex. Besides, if your partner is inside you at the time, the sensation can be rather pleasant for him! But then again too much air may cause your women painful.

Which sex position makes it more obvious for pussy fart?
Doggy style because your womb sort of drops with your belly and opens up more of your vaginal cavity. Legs up too.

How to fix it? How to make pussy fart sound lesser?
Well as long a dick just go as deep as can. or Find a dick which is thick and long can shove up in a pussy without any hole! That will help. Lols

Alright that's about it. I can't think of anything cause i know nothing ah. Lol Anyway here's some a little nice video for yall. Enjoy.

A Friend (Special to me..yummy too lmao jk)

A friend who I hope with me will stay
A friend thats been there both night and day
A friend who’s been there by my side
A friend who found me when I'm upset and hide
A friend who loves accepts me just as you are
A friend who shouts stop before you go too far
A friend whos been there through my up and downs
A friend who’s made laughter erase my sad frowns
A friend a true lady whos so special to me

To my friend - Amanda

and plus she's a sex freak~me likey.

Dirty Words? Hmm.

Sorry havent write here for ages i tink.
Life gays~
I do a lot of boring things to unbored myself at this gay summer holiday. But its kinda fun to know that this interesting person which got master and all that crap.LOL jk
well anyway,too bad this person going to hk already.
No more river mate D: no more crazy talk partner D:
lolz fack i sound like a desperate whore.
I will missed this bish person lor.
I love you lor.
me very nice ah. lOls
waaaaa
tbh this blog kinda mold with dust, well kinda sound like my brain which fill with dust lolz.

so what to talk about.
Hmm sex?dirty words?

Sex..nah kinda all bored with loads of sex position random stuff.
you guys learn at school anyway.lolz

DIrty words... not all words r dirty dont they?<3
-Self Agreed-

What about Profanity?
Profanity is more like pro...pro...in strong way.
Wanna know what it means?You could check on a dictionary ;o
If really wanna know desperately, just Msn me and i give you a good answer.
As in "Google it".

Well well well
I loved Dirty Words.
Dirty Words are so useful for romance or horny sex moments <3
My most one and only favorite dirty word is "Cunt"
Although i hardly ever said it but Its that beautiful little triangle between a girls legs, and it is a word that you(Dicks) hope every girl says in the heat of passion!
Ladies, in the heat of passion, use the word "cunt" more often. It turns mens on -- trust me!
LOL!!
As for another saying for Cunt, If that person doesn't like you, and called you a cunt, feeling offended? A lot of people (women, in particular) think it's about the most offensive word possible.
For me, i think its a sweet delicious horny dirty word ;)
Btw, Doesnt mean i love tat word doesnt mean i'm lessbo ;o

Anyway i fack up twice with the html.
So kinda messed up every funny gays i have type.
And thanks mom for the disturbing attention.

Know the Legend Comedian George Carlin?
RIP George Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)
He's most hilarious and realistic comedian i ever adore.
One of the fav video from him called "The Seven Words"

Know the Seven Dirty Words?

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits. (Try say it as fast as you can,its fun)

Alright So here's the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM

well let you guys know that i'm still stupid, gaying, fucked up ppl brains with dirty mind magic.
Take care
I write other time.
Have fun and enjoy

Pain Murder Sucide Death.

"It is sad, but inevitable, that this idealized picture of prenatal life should be replaced by a more true-to-life one which leaves room for Pain"

"Death was a creation more dangerous than life"

"Death was everyone emptiness"

I had had a bad years this few years, and for a while it got very bad; I may as well admit that for the first time in my life I had come to understand there was suicide in me. (Murder I had known was there for a long time.) It was the worst of discoveries, this suicide. Murder, after all, has exhilaration within it. I do not mean it is a state of entertain; the tension which develops in your body makes you sicken over a period, and I had my fill of walking about with a chest full of hatred and a brain jammed to burst, but there is something manly about containing your rage, it is so difficult, it is like carrying a two hundred-pound safe up to a cast-iron hill. The exhilaration comes I suppose from possessing such strength. Besides, murder offers the promise of vast relief. It is never unsexual.

But there is little which is sexual about suicide. It is a lonely landscape with the pale light of a dream and something is calling to you, a voice on the wind. Certain nights I would go leaden with dread because I hear the chamber music tuning up, tuning up and near the pitch. (Yes, murder sounds like a symphony in your head, and suicide is a pure quartet.) That's I realize why some of my friends could not bear to be alone at night.

Thank you for looking O.O unless you felt asleep.
It may sound too deep. But enjoy.

By:
PiPi The Cracker

My 1st Blog at BlogSpot ;o

Hi I'm PiPi also known as PiPi The Cracker. I'm silly enough to start my first at blogspot. So here I am sitting here and start typing unprofessionaly grammar. Have Fun and Enjoy Reading My gayest silly blog. Thank You for the visit. O.o want a picture of mine? Ask me on comment if you dont want. ;)